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- Aw. You're all such talented artists!

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I'm gonna put this cute
little guy on the corkboard.

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- This isn't kid's stuff, Mom!

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We're making NFTs.

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- NFTs? So, like digital art, right?

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- Hardly.
Though, in this case, yes.

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- NFTs stands for non-fungible token.

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That means it's unique.

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So, if I buy an NFT,

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I'm the only one who has that image.

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- No.
- But I own the original?

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- Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original!

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- So if I were to buy an NFT,

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what would I actually own?

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- A concept.

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In the form of a digital token
stored on the blockchain.

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Blockchain. Blockchain. Block...

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Blockchain? That is so interest...

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- I sold my horsie NFT!

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- Someone bought Mandy's
awful horse drawing?

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For $3!

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- Wha? Money? Who said money?

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- Nobody, but top NFTs
do sell for millions.

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Like this collection.

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The Apathetic Fish Society.

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They look kinda cool,

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yet also extremely stupid.

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- Cool yet stupid, you say?

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Clearly, I, Bender,
am destined to be

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the next smash-hit NFT!

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- You know, he might be
just stupid enough.

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- Might be.

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Look at that. Yeah.

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Come on now!

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Yeah. Hit it up. Ooh!

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Hey.

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It's go time!

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The Bender Collection drops in three,

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two...

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- Let's sell some Bender!

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Oops. Wrong gun.

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"Bender with Sombrero"
just sold for one cent!

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- That's 'cause I bought it.

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You know, to trick suckers
into thinking it's valuable.

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Then I paid a quarter.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- This whole NFT thing
is completely crooked?

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I love it!

49
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- It's happening!

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The suckers are snapping up
Bender's NFTs now!

51
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How much did I make?

52
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- You're not gonna believe this.

53
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You just made 90...
- Million?

54
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- Four...
- Thousand?

55
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- Dollars!
- Cents?

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- Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich!

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In your face, kids who helped me!

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You children really earned that ice cream.

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I probably should have paid for it.

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Anyway, thanks for the ice cream.

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Apparently, one buyer
purchased all of Bender's NFTs.

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- Wha... What kinda
idiot would do that?

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- That kind.

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- Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish

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is exceeded only by
the laziness of the art itself.

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- Yes.
- Fabulous.
- Quite so.

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- And here's a piece

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we just acquired for $94.

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- That's me! That's my NFT!

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- Excuse me? No.

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This piece belongs to the museum.

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Could you step aside, sir?
You're blocking the art.

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- I am the art!

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That NFT represents
the very concept of me, Bender.

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- That concept now resides in our NFT,
so... scoot!

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But! But! But!

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I've lost everything!

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I sold off all the little pieces of me!

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Can't you just hack in
and get your NFT back?

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- Dad! That hacking stuff only
happens in stupid TV shows.

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Does it look like we're in
a stupid TV show?

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- Kind of.

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- The blockchain is
cryptographically secure.

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There's no way to hack in.

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- Unless you can factor
a million-digit number,

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which I very much doubt.

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- I can't even factor six!
I've tried!

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I don't know who
or what I'm anymore!

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- Well, according to your self-published,
handwritten autobiography,

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you're Bender Rodriguez,

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the coolest Mexican
bending robot in the world.

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And also my best friend.

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- Then truly I have nothing!

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Goodbye, jerks!

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I'm off to rediscover
the concept of Bender!

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Perhaps in the land of my ancestors.

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What land was that again?

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- Mexxxico, with three Xs.

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- Got it.

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Adios, carnitas bags.

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Mexico.

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Maybe here in the land
of my robo-ancestors,

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I can find myself.

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- Hola, amigo.

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- Close enough.

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- Yep, it's shiny and metal, alright.

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[sips] And what of your ass?

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- ¡También es magnífico!

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- We must've been made
in the same factory.

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We have so much in common!

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- Come, amigo!
I will take you to my village,

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where my family
has lived for centuries

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without a single software update.

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Mexico has been home
to many great empires.

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The Toltecs, the Aztecs,
and in the 2200s,

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the Nanotecs.

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- The ancient stone robots?

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- Sí.

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Everywhere we still find ruins
of their great civilization.

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Because, they were bad at building stuff.

121
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Here, our people still fire pottery

122
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just as the ancients did.

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- ¿Quién es este idiota?

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- Please, the pleasure is all mine.

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Hey, what are those dorks doing?

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- Playing "Hoop,"
our ancient national sport.

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Whoever gets the ball
through the hoop wins.

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- Aw. It's cute how bad they suck.

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- Well, it's basically
impossible to score.

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The ball is just a big heavy rock.

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Hey! That was the best shot I ever seen!

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It nearly went through!

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- I'm great, alright.

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- And here is where my familia
has lived for generations.

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Welcome to Casa Rodriguez.

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- That's so weird.

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The house and me have the same last name!

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- You are Bender Rodriguez?

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I am Doblando Rodriguez!

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We are all some kind of Rodriguezes!

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Everyone, say hola to Bender,

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my long-lost cousin!

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Hola, Bender.

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- ¡Hola, Tío Bender!

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Parasite!

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- Bender, this is my Abuelatron.

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And yours, too, come to think of it.

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- You're my grandma?

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I can't believe I've never met you before!

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Nieto.

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You move away when
you just eight seconds old.

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I can tell you are muy especial.

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- I really am.

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And so is this rusty
old village.

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I feel so surrounded by love.

156
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- Bah, I don't like talk about feelings.
Time for a drink.

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- You're a booze bag? Me, too!

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- Poor Bender'll never have
another moment of happiness

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unless we can get his NFT back.

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But I know it's impossible
'cause of blockchain.

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- Blockchain's not the boss of me!

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I say we grab it off the wall and run.

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I've always wanted to pull a museum heist.

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You poor ignorant dopes.

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You can't just steal an NFT off the wall.

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To steal an abstract
mathematical construct,

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you need a professor.

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- And we have a professor!
- Now, as everyone knows,

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the secret to a good heist is

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the more complex, the better.

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Which is why I 3D printed

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this exact scale model of the museum.

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- We know. We've been staring at it.

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- I even purchased tiny NFTs
at tremendous expense

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to simulate the museum's collection.

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And there's a fully
functioning tiny cafeteria!

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Here, behind this bulletproof glass wall,

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is the museum's secure computer room,

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where the digital file of Bender's NFT

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is actually located.

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Not in the TV itself,

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as certain unnamed idiots might think.

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- Rude.

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- There's one thing you
didn't think of, Professor.

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The museum's full of security cameras.

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- And there's one thing
you didn't think of,

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which is that I did think of that.

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You see, my model also has

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a fully functioning security system.

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I'll simply jack into
the real security feed

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and replace it with
the feed from my model.

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The guards won't see us breaking in.

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They'll just see these adorable
little empty galleries.

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- I don't care if they can't see me.

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I paid for this custom one-eyed mask,

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and I'm wearing it!

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Those look amazing, Abuelatron.

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Living in a big city,
I've only ever had the handmade kind.

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- The old ways are the best, Bender.
Here, try one.

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- Man, that's good!
- I wouldn't mind having seconds.

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00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,860
- You know, Bendejo,

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00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,113
I used to love cooking with your mother.

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C-Could you tell me about her?

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I-I barely remember anything

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because she was so uninteresting.

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She was such a kind,

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thoughtful arm.

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Always picking things up
to give to others.

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00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,296
Which reminds me.

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This is an ancient quipu

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passed down from our ancestors.

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Your mother, well,
she wanted you to have it.

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00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,347
- Then why didn't she give it to me?

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00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,807
- Because I steal it.

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00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,228
Hey, what's with the weird knots?

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00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,522
- Maybe some kind of ancient code.

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00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,733
No one knows what it is anymore.

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- I don't know what I is
anymore either. [sniffles]

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00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,488
But thank you.

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- I steal again. [giggles]
- Ooh, you are a bad grandma!

221
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,625
- Get ready to lose, primo!

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00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,503
- Ha! You miss more shots
than a stormtrooper!

223
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,673
- Yes! Closer than usual!

224
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,966
Yeah? Watch this.

225
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:45,556
- You know, the annual village
hoop tournament is tomorrow.

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00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,974
- You think I'm good enough?

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00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,644
I still never actually scored a point.

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- Bender, the victor wins

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great honor for his family

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- Then I shall win it for you!

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- Welcome to Hoop Day,
our most popular

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and only event of the year!

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May this contest please

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the ancient Nanotec emperors,

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deep in their subterranean tombs.

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- It's gonna be fundito on a bundito!

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Man! It's like no one else
is even trying.

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I'm literally killing guys left and right!

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- We pray our finalists
Bender and Doblando

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will please the ancients
with an epic display

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of trash talk.

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- Good luck, primo.
- Love ya, cuz.

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00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,384
Hey! Save it for the match!

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00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,783
- Switching to miniature security feed.

245
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,246
- I mean, Charlene's great,
and it feels like love,

246
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,791
but, hell, I ain't sure
I even know what love is.

247
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,294
Hey, did them screens just blink?

248
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,338
- Man, why every time I talk feelings,

249
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you gotta change the damn subject?

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00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,426
- I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better.

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After three days of thrilling play,

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the score is tied zero-zero

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with only two days left
on the shot clock.

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00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,191
And Doblando gets by Bender

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with a magnificent ass-fake!

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00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,785
- [flatly] No!
- I have accidentally lost the ball!

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00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,249
Bender goes strong to the hoop!

258
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,014
- Swish, baby! In my face!

259
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,892
- Queso on a cross!

260
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,062
Bender has won the tournament!

261
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,565
- Woo!

262
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,402
- I so proud of you,
my little pachuco.

263
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,615
- Grandma, you're embarrassing me!

264
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,033
Now do the other side.

265
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,719
- Let's do this, why not?

266
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,183
- Nothing in our way now

267
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,059
but a foot of bulletproof glass.

268
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,770
You're on, Zoidberg.

269
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,273
I can't snip it!

270
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,442
- Who said anything about snipping?

271
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,152
Here, step in.

272
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,780
When boiled,
shellfish emit an intense scream

273
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,491
at precisely 2,000 hertz.

274
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,203
- I'm feeling 2,000 hurts right now.

275
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,128
Ha!

276
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,923
I've found Bender's NFT!

277
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,884
It's the alarm at Planet Express!

278
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,385
There's been a break-in!

279
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,433
- Scram, you saucers. Go on, beat it.

280
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,185
- It's a miniature art heist!

281
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,396
They're stealing those little NFTs!

282
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,107
- I guess my parents
never showed much affection,

283
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,360
so in my own sex life...

284
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,111
Robbery in progress, baby.

285
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,364
Thank God.

286
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,408
- Most of all, I want to thank my familia

287
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,787
for giving me back
the concept of who I am.

288
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,206
It turns out I'm you.

289
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,500
And I'm also this beautiful place

290
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,460
and my proud heritage.

291
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:28,339
It all adds up to
Bender Bending Rodriguez,

292
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,757
Champion of Hoop!

293
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,805
- I will never forget you, Bender.

294
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,144
- Bender, you have won the ultimate honor.

295
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,480
Soon, you shall meet

296
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,567
the ancient emperors themselves.

297
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,277
- Ooh, fun! When?

298
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,612
- Right after we sacrifice you.

299
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,868
- I think you're confused, padre.
- I won.

300
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,161
If anybody's getting sacrificed...

301
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,873
- [whispers] it should be him.
- No, no, no, no!

302
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,417
The honor of death goes to the winner.

303
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:07,211
- What? Hey, wait a second.

304
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,005
You sucked on purpose!

305
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,798
- How can you say such a thing?

306
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,134
I tried almost my very best.

307
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,554
- Our champion shall die gloriously,

308
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,640
on the altar of the ancients!

309
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,852
- What altar?
- It's down there.

310
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,980
- Where? Over... [screams]

311
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,942
Bite my shiny metal ass...

312
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,988
- I guess we'll never know

313
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,200
what he was trying to say.

314
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,288
- Thanks for springing us
from the joint, kids.

315
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,208
- Mommy said you're a cautionary tale.

316
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:49,045
- What matters is we heisted Bender's NFT.

317
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,631
Before they nabbed us,
I managed to download it

318
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,175
onto my USB toothstick.

319
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,720
Then, I deleted the original.

320
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,139
We did it!

321
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,309
That's not how an NFT works.

322
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,603
- Is too!

323
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,065
- But I hit delete! Really hard!

324
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,317
- You can't just delete an NFT!

325
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,320
There are billions of copies
stored all over the universe.

326
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,280
Whuh?

327
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:18,574
- But only the museum
has access to a hash code

328
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,786
on the blockchain that
authenticates ownership.

329
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,954
- But! But!

330
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,837
I should not have
booby-trapped my toothstick.

331
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,923
- Ass!

332
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:48,397
Well, not the worst hole
I've ever woken up in.

333
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,291
No way.

334
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,210
The ancient emperors are real?

335
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,545
What a load.

336
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,672
They're just dumb carvings.

337
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,515
Did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic.

338
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,818
Bender...

339
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,613
- You have pleased us

340
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,407
with your thrilling hoop victory.

341
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,576
- Qué magnífico, Bender.

342
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,371
You came to play and gave it 110%.

343
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,208
- It was 109, but thanks for rounding up.

344
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,919
What are those weird
string dealies on your chest?

345
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,464
- It's an old technology
known as string memory.

346
00:20:56,465 --> 00:21:00,009
The bits are represented
by ones and knots.

347
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,345
So it's like a computer program?

348
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,681
- Sí. Each program is stored in a quipu.

349
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,892
That one does spreadsheets,

350
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,312
that one solves
the traveling salesman problem,

351
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,649
and that one lets you play
solitaire on your phone.

352
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,235
- And that one?
- Es macramé.

353
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,238
- So these strings can compute anything?

354
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,823
'Cause there's this NFT I'd like to steal.

355
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,367
- N-No, no, no, no, no.

356
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:28,496
¡Los NFTs tienen
seguridad criptográfica!

357
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,040
- To steal an NFT off the blockchain,

358
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,835
you'd have to be able
to factor huge integers

359
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,628
in polynomial time.

360
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,464
- I know, I know. A little kid told me.

361
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,967
You got a quipu that can handle it?

362
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,554
- Alas, no. We once had such an algorithm,

363
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,722
but it was lost to history.

364
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,517
"The Algorithm of the Gods," we called it,

365
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:53,020
knotted of beautiful
blue and gold threads.

366
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,356
- Blue and gold?

367
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,777
- ¡Es un milagro!

368
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,529
- I can't believe it!

369
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:04,699
At last, the Algorithm of the Gods
has been returned

370
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,784
to its rightful home!

371
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:10,079
- Aw, come on! You've already
got a wall full of algorithms!

372
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,415
How about I just keep it
as my parting gift?

373
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,919
- Bender, it's called
the Algorithm of the Gods for a reason.

374
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,882
Porque es too powerful
for the mortal world.

375
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,801
- But it was given to me
by my poor old mother,

376
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,595
What's Her Name. [sniffles]

377
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,681
Can I at least kiss it goodbye?

378
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,308
- You have moved my soul.

379
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,851
One kiss.

380
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,399
- See ya, fossils!

381
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,318
- After him!

382
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,112
- We no move, estupido.

383
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,327
- So how was Me-he-co?

384
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:52,079
- Yeah, what was it like
meeting your family?

385
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,042
- Well, it was kinda like meeting
the different facets of myself

386
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,752
'cause they were all great.

387
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,254
- Sounds like your family's
a lot like your NFT.

388
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,215
- Yeah, and that's why I want it back!

389
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,300
To remind me of my people or whatever.

390
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,593
What's the holdup?

391
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,846
- Dude, calculations
this massive take time.

392
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,015
- You can't just plug in a quipu
and expect it to...

393
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,976
Wow. That's a fast quipu.

394
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,188
- The NFT is all yours again, Bender.

395
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,026
- In some way I don't understand
even the slightest bit,

396
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:23,361
I'm back, baby!

397
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,781
- And the best part of all

398
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,783
is knowing that blasted museum

399
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:31,077
won't be able to show it anymore.

400
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,954
- Um, actually...

401
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,456
- What?!
- Why is it still here?

402
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,250
- I hate this place!

403
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,502
- As we've been trying to tell you,

404
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,880
no person or museum can own the image.

405
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,091
- What Bender owns is the NFT.

406
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,847
- Guys, it's okay.
I'm actually fine with this.

407
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,431
- Really? Why?

408
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,809
- Because I now own the factors

409
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,395
of a million-digit binary number

410
00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,064
that no one else can ever have,

411
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,525
and that's what's truly important to me.

412
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,027
- Well, yeah, but you're a robot.

413
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,154
Why would a human want an NFT

414
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,740
if it's just some huge string of numbers?

415
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,952
- No conceivable reason.

416
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,925
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